Eyeball Stickers

So as I am falling asleep at my desk I have come up with another one of my amazing inventions.

The Eyeball sticker. (Thanks Joanne)

The eyeball sticker is just that. It is a sticker that you stick on your eye lids. So when your eyes are closed it will actually look like they are open.

The eyeball sticker comes in various eye colors, brown, hazel, green, blue, gray, any color in the eye color spectrum.

It also comes in various shapes and sizes. We have to remember or Asian friends when we use the eyeball sticker.

The eyeball sticker even comes with fake eyelashes to make it look more realistic.

With the eyeball sticker you will never get caught sleeping at work again. You can master taking a nap while you are watching an educational video on your computer.

The eyeball sticker is the newest idea of office supplies. You can even use it if you sit by someone and it hurts to look at them. You no longer actually have to look at them in the eyes. Just put on your eyeball sticker and there you go.

So go ahead place your order of the eye ball sticker today. If you order now you will receive a months supply of the eyeball sticker.

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!!!!

If you purchase your months supply of eyeball stickers today you will receive two months of eye ball stickers for the price of one....BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. With an easy monthly purchase you can receive a special offer. Send us a photo of your eyes and we will create your own custom eye ball sticker!!!! Your very own eyes on your own eyeball sticker!!!

Two months of eyeball stickers, plus your very own personalized eyeball stickers for the low price of $29.99 plus shipping and handling. That's not all though if you purchase your eyeball stickers in the next 30minutes we will send you fake cigarette for cigarette breaks. So what if you really don't smoke, your co workers don't need to know. Are you sick of them taking breaks every 30 minutes to go smoke. Now you can too with the fake cigarette.

Please send your credit card, expiration date and security code on the back side of your card(unless it is american express and it is the 4 digits on the front right side of the card). All credit card information can be sent to danielle.higginbotham@gmail.com