It's Kitty Porn silly not Kiddie Porn

As a teacher you hear it all. I once had a kid tell me that his dog did eat his homework, but then flying monkeys came and took away his dog and then a lion attacked the monkeys so it was impossible to get his homework back. I actually started to keep track of things that kids told me, it was entertaining from the monkeys, to the "its in my locker" to I was at my dads house and my books were at my moms house to it is against my religion to do homework on Fridays...I swear to this day if I ever become a teacher again #1 I am going to write a book called 1001 reasons why I forgot my homework Mrs.____! and #2 if a kid ever comes up with an excuse that is amazing I will for sure excuse them from their homework.

Now this one goes down in the book as one of the most amazing excuses ever.

I didn't do it my cat did....so you mean to tell me that your cat pressed the down load button 1,000 times and for some reason instead of your cat downloading animal porn it decided to down load kiddie porn, maybe when Mr. kitty did the google search he spelt kitty wrong and put kiddie, I can see that...

Not only is this guy a wack job, he is probably the most creepy person I have seen in a long while (well besides MJ) but hey now that I think about it, they have something in common. I saw his photo and threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Why is it that pedophiles all have that creepy look to them? At least this one doesn't have a molestash...those scare me!

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/08/kitty-porn-man-blames-cat-for-downloading-childsex-photos.html


check out this link for the article...

try not to laugh and throw up at the same time, trust me it hurts!