YAY Scotland!!!!!! You guys are amazing!!!

So as America starts to try to change to be more and more like the UK I wonder to myself if our government is going to start to mirror theirs when it comes to the release of murders and terrorists.

270 people were killed, 270!!!! Abdel Baset al-Megrahi that piece of shit. I hope that he suffers a horriable death becasue of his prostate cancer. They say never wish cancer on anyone, well how about this "they", I WISH CANCER ON HIM!!!!

He was granted an early release on compassionate grounds because of his terminal prostate cancer!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!!! So if we release everyone that is in prison that has cancer just to be compassionate how many criminals will be back on the streets. I don't think he was the slightest bit compassionate when he killed 270 people. I hope this guy rots in the deepest pits of hell. I hope that his cancer is the most painful thing he has ever felt.

A hero's welcome from Libya...what another wonderful country.

I hope that our justice system NEVER decides to be compassionate to a murderer. I can not express to you how much I want this guy to suffer. Those poor victims, those poor families, what about them?

So I raise my glass to Scotland, here's to you and your wonderful justice system!

Two things this early monday morning

It is right before 8 and I already have stuff to bitch about.

#1 Why the loud talking....Why the loud talking in another language. I think it is so rude when there are other people around and people are talking in a different language. I dont mind if you are having a quite conversation between two people, but when it is loud and everyone can hear it, I find that so rude. See what made me think of this was the two people that were standing right next to my desk talking in Spanish. They were talking about anything important, I know because I could understand every other word. I just dont understand why you can talk quietly or if you are talking speak in English. AHHHHHHH! Ok done.

#2 Casual Mondays. So I think casual Fridays are over rated. I am over them. You see I think that it would raise moral in the office if we were to have Casual Mondays. Casual Mondays would allow us to ease back into the work week. See all weekend long you relax and then on Monday you have to stiffen up again and go back to work. Not if I was in charge. You see casual Mondays would allow people to ease themselves back into the hussle and bustle of the work week. I propose that everyone change their casual Friday to Casual Monday!

The Greatest President that EVER lived.

I remember living in Washington DC when President Reagan died. I went to his funeral there. I wish I could find the pictures I would put them up. It was amazing! There were so many people there. Young, old, white, black, jewish, christian...everyone came to recognize what an amazing man he was. He was almost before his time. Years later we have this man running for President and he starts to compare himself to Reagan. The nerve of ANYONE to compare them self to President Reagan. The bottom line is that Obama knew how much the American people loved Reagan and I think he thought that if he compared himself to him people would just fall for his psycho babble bullshit. With that being said....How do you compare to this Mr. Reagan Wanna Be?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs

Blow Darts

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,539248,00.html?test=latestnews

So I found this article and it reminded me of this video.

she makes me sick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L3FnWNkIzU

Eyeball Stickers

So as I am falling asleep at my desk I have come up with another one of my amazing inventions.

The Eyeball sticker. (Thanks Joanne)

The eyeball sticker is just that. It is a sticker that you stick on your eye lids. So when your eyes are closed it will actually look like they are open.

The eyeball sticker comes in various eye colors, brown, hazel, green, blue, gray, any color in the eye color spectrum.

It also comes in various shapes and sizes. We have to remember or Asian friends when we use the eyeball sticker.

The eyeball sticker even comes with fake eyelashes to make it look more realistic.

With the eyeball sticker you will never get caught sleeping at work again. You can master taking a nap while you are watching an educational video on your computer.

The eyeball sticker is the newest idea of office supplies. You can even use it if you sit by someone and it hurts to look at them. You no longer actually have to look at them in the eyes. Just put on your eyeball sticker and there you go.

So go ahead place your order of the eye ball sticker today. If you order now you will receive a months supply of the eyeball sticker.

BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE!!!!

If you purchase your months supply of eyeball stickers today you will receive two months of eye ball stickers for the price of one....BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. With an easy monthly purchase you can receive a special offer. Send us a photo of your eyes and we will create your own custom eye ball sticker!!!! Your very own eyes on your own eyeball sticker!!!

Two months of eyeball stickers, plus your very own personalized eyeball stickers for the low price of $29.99 plus shipping and handling. That's not all though if you purchase your eyeball stickers in the next 30minutes we will send you fake cigarette for cigarette breaks. So what if you really don't smoke, your co workers don't need to know. Are you sick of them taking breaks every 30 minutes to go smoke. Now you can too with the fake cigarette.

Please send your credit card, expiration date and security code on the back side of your card(unless it is american express and it is the 4 digits on the front right side of the card). All credit card information can be sent to danielle.higginbotham@gmail.com

Mr. Secretary of State

So it makes me laugh this article...the reason why lets see

From what I can tell even though it is his wife that is the Secretary of State he has done more than her thus far...

You know I always wondered about a woman who would stay with their husband even after they have cheated on them. What kind of weak minded woman does that. Oh that's right a woman who wants to use her husbands notoriety to try to become president of the United States. You know I don't like the Clinton family, I think they had more money than brains and that is what enabled them to get as far as they got.

I have much more to say about this, but this made me laugh, she obviously has some temper issues and insecurity with the job she is doing verse the job her husband is doing.


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/08/10/hillary-clinton-im-secretary-state/?test=latestnews


Stay tuned I have a lot to say today!

It's Kitty Porn silly not Kiddie Porn

As a teacher you hear it all. I once had a kid tell me that his dog did eat his homework, but then flying monkeys came and took away his dog and then a lion attacked the monkeys so it was impossible to get his homework back. I actually started to keep track of things that kids told me, it was entertaining from the monkeys, to the "its in my locker" to I was at my dads house and my books were at my moms house to it is against my religion to do homework on Fridays...I swear to this day if I ever become a teacher again #1 I am going to write a book called 1001 reasons why I forgot my homework Mrs.____! and #2 if a kid ever comes up with an excuse that is amazing I will for sure excuse them from their homework.

Now this one goes down in the book as one of the most amazing excuses ever.

I didn't do it my cat did....so you mean to tell me that your cat pressed the down load button 1,000 times and for some reason instead of your cat downloading animal porn it decided to down load kiddie porn, maybe when Mr. kitty did the google search he spelt kitty wrong and put kiddie, I can see that...

Not only is this guy a wack job, he is probably the most creepy person I have seen in a long while (well besides MJ) but hey now that I think about it, they have something in common. I saw his photo and threw up a little bit in my mouth.

Why is it that pedophiles all have that creepy look to them? At least this one doesn't have a molestash...those scare me!

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2009/08/kitty-porn-man-blames-cat-for-downloading-childsex-photos.html


check out this link for the article...

try not to laugh and throw up at the same time, trust me it hurts!

I mean I knew that the movie making world was liberal...but come on now!

Monday, August 03, 2009 G.I. Joe Director: This is Not a George Bush MovieBy: Hank 9:56 AM - Link this post LOS ANGELES--The director of the new movie "G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra" thinks President Obama is "a Real American hero," but apparently wants Republicans to stay home.According to the Los Angeles Times:When it comes to selling "G.I. Joe" outside the U.S., the message is "this is not a George Bush movie -- it's an Obama world," director Stephen Sommers said. "Right from the writing stage we said to ourselves, this can't be about beefy guys on steroids who all met each other in the Vietnam War, but an elite organization that's made up of the best of the best from around the world."Sommers, the director of such genre films as "the Mummy Returns" and "VanHelsing," is hoping that the film will appeal to international markets, where action films "often earn 60% or more of their ticket sales [but] rah-rah American sentiment doesn't play well," the paper noted.As a result, overseas advertising is playing up scenes from other countries and downplaying anything that could be seen as American patriotism.It's a different story in middle America, however. According to the Times, the film's creators are tying "G.I. Joe" to the military and country music:[The film] is embedded in the Kid Rock and Lynyrd Skynyrd concert tour, advertised at the Country Music Television Awards and excerpted on giant video screens at Minnesota's Mall of America. It is bombarding Kansas City, Charlotte, Columbus and Grand Rapids on new digital billboards.The subtext is none too subtle: Critics are likely to roast the film, and fanboys of the original toy line and comic book may be indifferent, but if you're a flag-waving, Nascar-loving American, it's practically your patriotic duty to see this movie.As a result, the big budget film is expected to open well. However, as the Joe heroes used to say "knowing is half the battle." Once audiences realize that the film is trying to market itself to two separate audiences it's possible that neither will be pleased with what's on the screen. http://www.federalreview.com/2009/08/gi-joe-director-this-is-not-george-bush.htmSo does that mean that 3/4 of the film consists of the President apologizing to Cobra Commander and Destro for "American arrogrance" and explaining how Serpentor is really just "some guy from the neighborhood"? Say it ain't so, G.I. Joe.The popular all-American comic-book military man and action figure dating back to the 1940s is undergoing a significant transformation for the Paramount Pictures-distributed "G.I. Joe" film, which begins production in February and is scheduled for release in summer 2009.No longer will G.I. Joe be a U.S. Special Forces soldier, the "Real American Hero" who, in his glory days, single-handedly won World War II.In the politically correct new millennium, G.I. Joe bears no resemblance to the original.Paramount has confirmed that in the movie, the name G.I. Joe will become an acronym for "Global Integrated Joint Operating Entity" — an international, coed task force charged with defeating bad guys. It will no longer stand for government issued, as in issued by the American government.The studio won't elaborate, saying filming hasn't begun and details are still in the works, but the behind-the-scenes rumblings are that the producers have decided to change the nature of G.I. Joe in order to appeal to a wider, more international audience.The word is that in the current political climate, they're afraid that a heroic U.S. soldier won't fly.Joe's transformation, however, isn't sitting well with diehard fans and military types."I find it outrageous that they'd want to drop everything American" from the character, said conservative blogger Warner Todd Huston, who wrote about the rumors this week on Newsbusters.org and his own blog. "That's nuts."Retired Army Col. David W. Hunt, a FOX News military and terrorism analyst, called the scheme to make a whole new Joe "a shame.""G.I. Joe is a U.S. guy," Hunt said. "What are we going to call it — Global Joe? International Joe? It's kind of stupid. It's ridiculous that they're doing that."Paramount wouldn't say whether an American would be part of the new "global entity," nor would it offer specifics about the storyline or the characters."It is too early to tell about plots. We just don't know that," Jessica Rovins, a marketing executive at Paramount, told FOXNews.com.But she did confirm the accuracy of an article that ran in the film trade publication Variety, which reported last week that G.I. Joe the soldier is being transformed into G.I.J.O.E. the task force.A Navy spokeswoman said the studio and film's writers have already approached people at the Pentagon for input."They had talked about what would be the best way forward, but without seeing a treatment we don’t know yet which way it’s going to go," Lt. Stephanie Murdock, a project officer in the Navy Office of Information West, told FOXNews.com. "We're definitely open to assisting them when they get around to asking us."But with no script in hand, she said, it's hard to gauge how the military feels about the characterization of G.I. Joe.The comic-book character and toy line have already undergone an evolution of sorts since Joe first won the hearts of American little boys — and some little girls — beginning in 1942 with the comic strip and in the early 1960s with the action figure.In the 1940s, he debuted as a comic-book hero in a strip that ran in U.S. military magazines during World War II.In the 1960s, G.I. Joe was a burly U.S. Special Forces soldier, the "Real American Hero" of both comic book and action figure fame. The doll had various versions and counterparts of different races and ethnicities, but he was clearly an American male soldier.In the post-Vietnam War era in the 1970s, Hasbro decided to downplay G.I. Joe's military theme by renaming the line "The Adventures of G.I. Joe" and recasting Joe as the leader of an adventure team charged with espionage missions and fighting evil.But in the 1980s, the toy company Hasbro made G.I. Joe more of a superhero and added a host of other action figures, expanding the line to include characters that made up a team of international operatives.Now some critics say the globalization of G.I. Joe has gone too far."G.I. Joe is not an international hero. That's crap," said Col. Hunt. "They don't have to water it down. That doesn't make sense."For blogger Huston, who played with G.I. Joe as a boy, transforming the entire character into an amorphous task force in the movie feels like a hit to his childhood memories."I certainly understand that it's for international audiences, but these things are American icons," he said. "Why even pretend it's G.I. Joe then? I am a little bit upset about the whole thing."Huston believes it's the latest example of Hollywood's hostility toward all things American, and he said he probably won't go to see the film if the existing plans are executed."It's the last spit in the face of our military," Huston said. "The doll was G.I. Joe, the government-issued guy who was a hero and American. It was celebrating this one heroic soldier. They want to take even that away."But in order to be a true success these days, a film has to play well to foreign markets as well as stateside in everything from box-office to DVD sales.For some citizens of other countries — where sentiments against the Iraq war and the American government are strong — a U.S. soldier might not be the easiest character to get viewers to identify with.Paramount's Rob Moore, a high-level marketing executive, recently told AdAge.com that it was too soon to know what the global response would be to the film."Until there's a [locked] script, I don't think you can really comment on what the international reaction will be," he said. "There are parts of the world where [the negative perception of the American government] is an issue, like Western Europe, and parts where it isn't, like the U.K., Australia and Asia."Hasbro, the maker of the G.I. Joe action figure line, declined to comment about what's in store for its line of G.I. Joe toys and action figures.But the toy company's chief operating officer, Brian Goldner, has previously spoken to the media about plans for the movie and brand."There are always challenges ... G.I. Joe is not just a brand that represents the military, it also represents great characters," he told AdAge.com. "We'll weigh our options. Clearly we do a lot of work on consumer insight."The film will be directed by Stephen Sommers, produced by Di Bonaventura Films — which just did the highly successful "Transformers" movie — and written by Stuart Beattie and Skip Woods.__________________________________________________________________________________As you can expect, Sommers’s production company only donates to Democrats. His partner Robert Ducsay is a big Obama contributor.